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How to have a "beach body":
1) You're already 70% water, which is a good start
2) Replace the other 30% with sand
@darius I probably ate enough sand for that when I was a child.
@darius Most of the Beach Boys drunk heavily, took strange substances and barely went to the beach. But all of them had beach bods! It's in their name!
@darius does this work if I sink myself INTO the sand? 🤣
@darius Very funny!
@darius silicon?
@darius 😂😂 then add some shrimps
@darius the other 30% all comes from the earth anyway so yeah, done
There was a company that was doing this, then they sued anyone who complained.
@darius Success Kid enters the chat
@darius truth be told you're already sort of a limestone beach
@darius I think we need a crossover between this meme and the "you gave sand anxiety" meme
@darius aesthetically I think this works best if you convert the sand to glass first. Plus, it holds the water better.
@darius so... Become a Gollum? That's your advice?
