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How to have a "beach body":

1) You're already 70% water, which is a good start

2) Replace the other 30% with sand

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@darius I already have a beach body

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Estarriol

@darius i have a beach body, greenpeace send 0eople to refloat me.

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GJ Groothedde

@darius
How to have a beach body:

1. Have a body
2. Go to the beach

🤷

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Bruber DevSecOps :donor:

@darius no thanks. I already have this recurring nightmare where I fall asleep on the beach and am awakened by well meaning "Save the Whales" volunteers yelling "we found one!" as they surround me with a tarp and spray me down with water.

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RustyBertrand

@darius I want claws and a sand proof crack!

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