@darius Good tip. Soon I will be host to a rich microbiome of burrowing bivalves, seaweed and wading birds.

@darius Then go fight Spider-Man.

@darius
UK input - a small percentage of boiled egg sandwiches.

@darius I enjoyed this laugh!!!

@darius @HollyGoDarkly But what if I don’t like sand because it’s rough and coarse and it gets everywhere?

@darius 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@darius @PeoriaBummer Just don’t get crabs

@darius :blobcatfluffevil:

@darius is that just mummification minus the bandages?

@darius @JonBaker You've already got the crabs so...

@darius My name is mud, so …

@darius sound logic!

@darius Working on my beach body. Nearly there.

@darius This approach seem pretty hard to swallow...😂

@darius lol 😂

@darius Also, become a British beach by simply being full of shit.

@darius gotta add a bit of trash and a few plants

@darius Might need to increase my salt intake. (If not now then certainly by June, when I tend to run a bit low on the blood pressure.)

Another experiment with pescatarianism couldn't hurt.

#Beach #Water #Sand #Salt #Pescatarian

@darius a modern day alchemist ✨

@darius Isn't that when we go 7 feet under? 👻