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I thought beach sandals were enough, but it seems it has to be all sand after all.

@darius I think you might need some salt

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Or, much easier: You have a body, go to the beach.

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If it a British Beach expect lots of sewage in your environs.

@darius A lot of beach sand is biological in origin so mission accomplished.

@darius technically silicon is sand, so... water cooled cyborg?

@darius this is the quality content i love about our instance

@darius or marry one? ha ha

Thanks for the laugh! (Actually startled the lovely person across the table...) @darius

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3. Drape kelp over shoulders

@darius well the brain does become glass if you cook it hot enough

@darius How to have a beach body:
* Have ten legs
* Hard shell
* Be grabby

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Oh man, you made me choke on my own spit.

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That literal, huh? Muddy flesh is unfortunately NOT in my bucket list 😤

@darius Supporting the Russian Military Compost Dept.Aka..UKRAINE FERTILIZER… Decaying Russian bodies help plants grow and be released back to mother earth... 1. Nitrogen makes up 3.4 percent of human body.... 2. Phosphorus is 1.3 percent and 3. Potassium...on average there is 135 grams of potassium-potash in the human body and all given back to nature, thus so beautiful, we have the cycle of life, in Ukraine.

@darius hahaha

@darius 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@darius I don't like sand. It's coarse, rough, and irritating. And it gets everywhere.

@darius I'm going to opt to replace sand with salt, in which case bring on the bacon, cheese, and holiday ham

@darius hahahahaha!! They call me the Sandman!!