@darius why you still haven't met me in person.

@darius I don't have the heart to add anything to this :)

@darius this is only true if you find a small origami figure in a conspicuous place, signaling that they were there after all

@darius That explains so much! Thank you for helping me solve that mystery 😌

@darius SOLID, explains much of my failed dating adventures.

@darius I hate when that happens. But they must be so conflicted. Poor things.

@darius In my case, I doubt it. They probably snuffed out that I'm the assa-- er, I mean, I was no longer worth their time and communication. :blobglassesdown:

@darius 💀 sir… lololol this took made me smile

@darius
If that's the case, now I want to know why someone has been going to the trouble of hiring assassins to go after me 🤔

@darius That's genius!

@darius Stealing.

@darius but if dey ar gost den how ken dey love u?? 🧀

@darius Pretty accurate, actually.

@darius …or has been assassinated?

@darius Occam’s razor 👌

@darius I'd rather get ghosted because they were a ghost. 👻

@darius from now on this is my favorite dating advice ever 😂

@darius best dating advice - give up on females they are deranged and unsuitable for silence

@darius OMG. That it explains so much. ❤️

@darius My Father’s advice after I was married with two children was “Never go out with a woman with fat ankles”. I of course divorced my wife immediately!!