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Darius Kazemi

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friend.camp

The best dating advice I ever got was to remember that if someone ghosts me, they were probably a hired assassin who fell in love and couldn't finish the job.

Wren 🏳️‍⚧️(she/they)

@darius
@SchadenfreudeSteph
Dang… I must have had a lot of bounties on my head in the past. 🤭

Coleen

@darius damn, I like this - TY!

Ankit Pati

@darius Puts the “hit” in “hitting on me.”

dainbrump

@darius 😂

Rex Risus

@darius I'm under the same impression, of course in my case probably true, I think the problem is more them than me. Cause, you know, I'm a sure thing.

YAC@yacius

@darius Thanks, that put a smile on my face this cold morning.

rapid unscheduled assembly

@darius if someone ghosts me, I assume they were being controlled by someone from Project Quantum Leap and leapt out before they had a chance to say goodbye.

Zoa Proto

@darius
Great perspective.

TonyTrink1969 🏳️‍🌈🎄

@darius hmm, next question, why are there so many people hiring assassins to kill and why am I sooo irresistible to them? I might be single handedly dismantling the assassin economy. 🤔