Attention all LexCorp employees:

It has come to my attention that we made a small rounding error related to the amount of kryptonite that is safe in the drinking water.

The original data listed the safe level as 1 part per million liters. The revised level is *shuffles papers* ... none. Side effects of overexposure are .. *shuffles* ... huh. Zombieism.

On an unrelated note, Tomorrow will be Bring Your Own Brita Pitcher to Work day. Also no one is allowed in my office.

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@drmaddkap Heh, this sounds a lot like what the local governor just did down here with choosing to use radioactive waste materials in our state roads.
No, that's not something I made up.
yes, this is real.
It's nuts when someone making something up about a fake company sounds almost as real as real life stuff happening where you live. o.O

news.yahoo.com/florida-lawmake

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