Attention all LexCorp employees:

It has come to my attention that we made a small rounding error related to the amount of kryptonite that is safe in the drinking water.

The original data listed the safe level as 1 part per million liters. The revised level is *shuffles papers* ... none. Side effects of overexposure are .. *shuffles* ... huh. Zombieism.

On an unrelated note, Tomorrow will be Bring Your Own Brita Pitcher to Work day. Also no one is allowed in my office.

#LexCorpCares