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"Your AutoDave column: Recently in Worcester, MA (motto: "I'm big into cryptocurrency"), residents reported an outbreak of kittens. Perhaps you think there are no kittens in Worcester, MA. Perhaps you are an idiot. As the French say, au contraire (literally: “asshole!"). I have here in my hands a copy of an Associated Press article sent in by alert reader Annaximander, whose name can be rearranged to spell "ARNENDANXAIM", although that is not my main point.

Go back and try the full version if you want... "
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