ME: So right-wing candidate, your position is that me and my friends should be killed?
RW: Ayup, that's right. God Bless America!
ME: And left-wing candidate your position is *reading* ... after the right wing kills us, you'll name a 3-mile section of local interstate highway for one of us?
LW: Absolutely! Doesn't have to be three miles either, we could do five!
ME: Well, we're fucked.