This came up because at breakfast I mentioned that Harry Belafonte died, at the age of 96. My son said "how'd he die?"

How'd he die? He was 96. He crashed his Harley jumping wheelchairs at the old folks home.

How'd he die? His parachute didn't open when his SEAL team dropped into Fallujah.

He was 96! I'm guessing he just rolled over and went "waaaugh".