I bought a fancy cat toilet that sends me push notifications and even weighs my cat! I couldn't believe the machine because it said my cat only weighs 3lbs. I decided to weigh her myself, and she's around 7lbs. Turns out the cat toilet was full of shit!

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Noah Gibbs

@tenderlove

Frankly, you had me at "cat toilet push notifications."

Not only could I not really absorb the rest of your post, that may be it for me reading today. Or this week. Or longer.

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Keith Gable :whyfox:🇺🇦🌻

@tenderlove install the firmware update, it fixes this ;)

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Brad Grzesiak 🦆

@tenderlove this is a crap joke

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Ricardo Lopes

@tenderlove ah the internet of shit

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/@scott@ruby.social

@tenderlove alway tare!

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SammyGadd

@tenderlove Strange. If it was full of shit then it sounds like it should show more lbs instead of less. Either way, that toilet sounds like a cat-ass-strophy.

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Kurt Werle

@tenderlove I seem to remember someone referring to that kind of thing as "piss poor data."

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