@darius at least you had a paragraph that has more than one sentence in it

@darius I'm mentally endorsing you in "Agile" and "UML" as punishment

@darius with all the twitter leavers here it is now an undeniable fact that we're on a Professional Network

@darius at least you didn't start with a story about how you helped a homeless person

@darius I dunno, there's a big lack of "Don't dream it, be it!" energy (or something else that should be printed on a pillow) for this to be a LinkedIn post. 😬

@darius horseshoe-theory.jpeg but with poles of LinkedIn Posting On Main and Hornyposting On Main

@darius Paul endorses Darius for User-Focused Community Enhancements in Order to Promote Safety

@darius damn i wonder if there's a fediverse server where everyone pretends to be a Beautiful Business Boy Thought Champion™