Please note that it's McDonald's fault for not telling customers that chicken nuggets are not meant to be pressed between a seat belt and human flesh for more than 2 minutes.

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@drmaddkap That's "there couldnt have been a rat in your mountain dew - the acid would've dissolved it in a month" levels of hyper specific.

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