i've had this vision for about a year now of making a fake BART poster that looks like:

top half: photo of bart driver from behind with a bart logo print hankie in the left pocket

bottom half: photo of bart rider from behind with a bart logo print hankie in the right back pocket

text on the top part says: "Whether you drive the train..."

text on bottom part says: "Or love getting railed..."

text on poster bottom: "BART's got you covered"