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Whenever I tell someone that all of my toilets have bidets on them, and they give me a weird look, I reply with "HEY GUYS! HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO USE THE THREE SEASHELLS!"

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Adalwin :begyeen: :verified:

@drmaddkap how are you the super villains when you have bidets and the super hero agencies don't, i don't get that

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🐯 AliCat Tomskit 🐾

@drmaddkap I like you John Spartan, let’s have sex *grabs VR headset*

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