@darius We've all been there. Dark days.

@darius What's a bobby flay?

@darius He was interested when looking at a door.

@darius you won't believe this one weird trick to beat Bobby Flay!

@darius when people say “lost in the sauce”, this is the sauce they mean

@darius In Buenos Aires, the Zahir is a common ordinary coin worth twenty centavos. In the mosque at Cordoba, it was, according to Zotenberg, a vein running through the marble in one of the twelve hundred columns. Today, in Bobby Flay's house, it is tomato sauce

@darius Looks like somebody forgot to put a cooldown on the Use Tomato Sauce maneuver in Bobbly Flay’s behavior tree.

@darius thinking of an old parable about a rich man and a genie who tells the rich man whatever it is he does first the next morning he will continue to do all day, so he thinks "when I wake up tomorrow I will immediately take a coin out of my purse, so I will multiply my wealth as the day continues", but then when he wakes up instead—

@darius he's smoking it out of a glass pipe

@darius who among us

@darius
so I checked your feed to see how you do it, to my surprise you don't

@darius 😂😂👏👏👏

@darius Oh, to be that canned tomato sauce.

Sorry, I can't help it. I'm addicted to the Flay vore *rimshot*

@darius Bobby, put down the tomato sauce, wipe your ass, and pick up the phone.

@darius id dare say he even eats it while in the bathroom