1. Eating raw shrimp
2. Starting a fight with a skunk
3. Juggling used condoms
4. Subscribing to Spectator Magazine
5. Running a half marathon in ornamental clogs
6. Summoning a shit demon
7. Caroling in Northern Ireland
8. Putting shurikens in a tumble dryer
9. Receiving email
10. Using Tailwind
11. Replying to email
12. Voting Tory