Instead of February being 28 days, 29 on a leap year, we should take a day off January and March, give them to February, and make the first 3 months of the year all 30 days long.

"But then when is Leap Day?" you ask.

Every 4 years, we have October 32nd. Halloween Part 2.

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Dr. Maddkap, Werepsychologist

We could instead do December 32nd, and give everyone a do over who screws up New Years Eve.

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JD Hobbes

@drmaddkap I'm okay with this.

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redyoshi49q

@drmaddkap You might be interested in the World Calendar (see en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Ca ) and/or the International Fixed Calendar (see en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internat ).

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💉😷🌿🇺🇦🇺🇳🇺🇸🇪🇺Oiselarius (he/him)

@drmaddkap @Arkanjil instead of 12 irregular months with a leap day to correct every 4 years let’s just add the month of Undecimber and make each month 28 days. And while we’re at it let’s switch to a 10 hour day with 100,000 seconds per day, 100 seconds per minute, 100 minutes per hour.

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Dubhes
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@drmaddkap sounds good. 🙂

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mazzeri

@drmaddkap I propose 13 months all exactly 28 days (4 weeks) with the one free day where everything gets shut down and turned off for 24 hours to reset. Two days in leap years.

Just like Nyepi day on the island of Bali. Silent Day.

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Juni

@drmaddkap where can I sign your petition please

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Urusan

@drmaddkap We should distribute the extra day to a month with 30 days on a round robin rotation.

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