me: “this is just like cohost again. Oh no my benefactor has disappeared into the night and we cannot reach them by phone, we may have to close, we need your money!”
esther: “huh?”
me: “…”
me: “you don’t know what happened with cohost?”
me: HOLYSHITIMSOEXCITEDIGETTOTELLYOUEVERHTHINGBUTBEWARETHISISGONNABEFROMMEMORYCITATIONNEEDEDINEESAFIVEMINUTEBREAKTOSTRETCHMYLEGSANDGETSOMEWATERBEFOREIBEGINLETSGOOOOOOOOOOOO