@Gargron lässig

@Gargron This is John Mastodon

@Gargron Hawt!

@Gargron *Camera pans back to show you resting your elbow on a small scale statue of Darth Vader giving Yoda a piggy back ride*

@Gargron you look very nice

@Gargron mastogod

@Gargron your #AltText isn't very descriptive?

@Gargron The website? My wall!

@Gargron dank 😎

@Gargron would

@Gargron

@Gargron "Why, yes, I know all the secrets in the universe ... including where your missing socks go."

@Gargron I immediately thought of the "oh look, it's a distinguished gentleman" meme. Love the energy.

@Gargron Yes, I would like to buy this used car even if you don't have the keys or paperwork.

@Gargron :gargamel:

@Gargron in yr left hand the collar is visable with shade, disturbs the pic.

@Gargron cool!

@Gargron 😎 You look like you created a big social media company or something...

@Gargron :gargamel:

@Gargron is this a philosopher or a programmer? 🤔