FILE #374: Wake Up Ratings

Here is how much each thing wakes you up, in Wake Up Units (WUU)

Benadryl: -25 WUU
Soft Music: -10 WUU
Birds Chirping: 1 WUU
Soft Alarm: 5 WUU
Loud Alarm: 10 WUU
Cup of Coffee: 30 WUU
Getting up and accidently slamming your bare foot into an IKEA box so hard you dislocate and break your pinkie toe but your kids are standing there so you can't scream without traumatizing them: 1,000,000,000 WUU

So ... how was YOUR morning? :(