@drmaddkap Virginia is for lovers, after all

@drmaddkap I’ve never been to Virginia, but I’m sure they’re underselling it.

@drmaddkap The mile is a formal unit, not like some of their media insanities. I have used chains and rods, but our politicians get a bit excited if we try to use poles.

Missouri uses a slightly different foot for land surveying.

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I am offended by the implication that I only last 45 seconds with a MILF.

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mounting mamas

@drmaddkap @LizWhoFan Now wondering which 3 MILFs are between that sign and Virginia.

@drmaddkap just 3 milfs in the entire state? I'm going to just keep driving.

@drmaddkap@meow.social 3 miles in 4 minutes means ~75 miles an hour which is scary fast

@drmaddkap reading this I just wanted to follow you but now I don't want to spoil this 👀

Noth-Americans doing north-american things

@drmaddkap that’s a good pace.

@drmaddkap I think I'd better pick up some Red Bull.

@drmaddkap I think those milfs deserve more than 80 seconds each. 🙄

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I know this is about the spelling mistake, but there is a serious side.

True story: the US Congress passed a law for us to move to the metric system in 1977, giving businesses 25 years to comply.

As 1992 approached, business lobbied Congress to revoke it. They did so, stupidly.

So now you still have to have two sets of tools to work on cars, among other things.

@drmaddkap Old Habits Die Hard. It works both ways.

@drmaddkap is that a request or an order?

@drmaddkap In EUA I have 1,65 Cat balls, 500 Moons round around the earth, 2 pencils and 1 thumbs my weight is ¼ of a dry cow

@drmaddkap Virginia is such a terrible state.

Only three milfs

@drmaddkap I can attest to the fact that "milf" is a standard unit of measure here in the USA. Growing up, we lived about 4 milfs from the local grocery store. Then, when I was about 12, one of them moved away so it became 3 milfs. You can also convert to metric milf by dividing a milf by 10.

@drmaddkap I now have to mop up my tea & change my shirt.