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Darius Kazemi

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friend.camp

Introducing my new organic, all-natural intelligence search engine: Mark.

It's just this guy Mark. He'll do his best to answer your question, and he'll make up a reasonable-sounding answer real quick if he doesn't have one.

How will we scale? We'll hire more guys named Mark as demand ramps up.

qu0th the void

@darius You’re too late. It’s called a “call center”.

mym

@darius you can upgrade by getting Mark an MLS!

OliverUv

@darius company name Marks for Marks

Григорий Клюшников

I hope it doesn't Zuck.

benedictllo

@darius will you branch out to Marcs? How about offshoots like Marcus or Marquis? Maybe Marcys?

Mark Asser

@darius I'm not doing much these days.

@darius Mark-scale, excellent.

Robert van W¡II¡genburg

@darius back in the nineties when people didn't understand search engines yet, I briefly maintained a domain called Surf4Me.com ... not very succesfully. 'Where can I get a 50inch tv" was about the only question I remember.

thefathippy

@darius

#Markstodon

The Evil Microwizard

@darius Has the Council of Marks been apprised of this? /s 😅

Mark Pesce

@darius @stufromoz I AM AVAILABLE FOR THIS WORK AT MY USUAL RATESES

patrick m.

@darius @noplasticshower brilliant! people love that personal touch. I want to invest in your new business venture!

AnAffordableWizard

@darius
"Too many essays are being handed in generated by Marks. They will not be given a mark and asked to resubmit. To get a mark you must not mark unless you are mark in which case it is acceptable to mark and receive a mark"