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Introducing my new organic, all-natural intelligence search engine: Mark.

It's just this guy Mark. He'll do his best to answer your question, and he'll make up a reasonable-sounding answer real quick if he doesn't have one.

How will we scale? We'll hire more guys named Mark as demand ramps up.

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Phil Stevens

@darius Sounds legit.

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kttxus

@darius it’s simple, they hate “socialists” more than they hate “conservatives “

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Mark Fischer

@darius

Hits a little close to home.

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David H. McCoy

@darius

Sounds great! From where can I sign up for your newsletter?

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Supportive Tree-based lifeform

@darius
you joke but a manually curated non profit search engine would probably be better than google today. Algorithms work great until you add advertising and profit. This is why wikipedia is still useful but google search is not.

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@darius Careful, that might be patent infringement if you copy the modern AI language model "plausible bullshit" algorithm.

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Mark Maguire

@darius This is very close to the mark indeed.

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AlgoCompSynth by znmeb #MaskUp

@darius I think you've got something there! Mark my words - it'll be huge! 😈

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Eric the Cerise

@darius

19th century chess engine, that was just a chessboard on a small dresser-thing with a dwarf hidden inside who was a reasonably good chess player, secretly moving chess pieces from inside.

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TDonoval

@darius funny thing, I've always thought this is exactly how search engines work. I don't believe there's enough computing power in the world to search all that bullshit people are looking for online. But there might be just enough Marks.

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Druid 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@darius But what if Mark becomes sentient and starts integrating himself into the wider world? Do you have a plan? Perhaps pulling his tea and biscuits supply?

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Pēteris Krišjānis

@darius I feel you are onto something there 🤔

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HaplessPix

@darius cool. Making your Mark as they say.

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MarkAtMicrochip

@darius I approve of this plan.

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Mark Asbach

@darius I‘m in this post and I don’t like it.

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ole.mn

@darius "Despite the regular maintenance time it needs, the system exhibits impressive human-level intelligence and natural language processing skills. This new hype triggers many businesses to rush into investing in the new system, simply because they do not want to miss the mark."

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franny gaede

@darius collegehumor did an uproariously funny series of videos called “if google was a guy” youtube.com/playlist?list=PLuK

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Derek Bruff

@darius @hypervisible Now I’m wondering how many guys named Mark one could hire with OpenAI’s operating budget.

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