Are you sitting comfortably? Good. Then I shall begin.

Poet. Cyclist. Geek. Ginger. Only sorry about the poet bit.

Hailing from the south of England, UK. In an unrequited romance with the Moon. If you make something that's the right shape it may cause poetry to fall out of me. That'll teach you to be more careful. I like reading to people, including you! Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back.

Please don't interact with me, in any way, if you are not pro-choice.