Reverend Jasper Weatherfish, Church of England and BBC, regular spot on Radio 4 Thought for the Day, standing with the workers, solid Guardian and north London woke credentials, but also friend of VIPs and royalty. No relation to J.D.Wetherspoon budget pubs. Available for after-dinner speeches (contact my agent) and officiant at LGBTQ+ funerals if choreography submitted in advance.