Optimistic Nihilistic Misanthropic Humanistic Existentialisticexpialidocious. 
If you think hemorrhoids hurt, try being a #MinnesotaVikings fan.
I love my dogs ALOT 🐕 🐕 
I try not to let existential dread get in the way of laughter
I find the easily offended offensive and they will NOT be invited to my next candlelight supper Benny Hill marathon watch party.
#SyracuseUniversityAlum🍊