@Gargron Moe Szyslak: “Is a John Mastodon here? Hello? C’mon guys, I just wanna John Mastodon.”

Gargron: I’m Mr Mastodon.

Bart Simpson: Aaaaahhh *hangs up the phone*

@Gargron either regrettably or fortuitously...

@Gargron #JohnMastodon

@Gargron who?

@Gargron So won't the real John Mastodon please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up? 🎵

@Gargron We refugees from the birdshite should all go back there today and post "Who is John Mastodon?"

@Gargron lol

@Gargron NO! I’m John Mastodon!!!

@Gargron Is he a friend of F.E. Diverse?

@Gargron That's a great name! 😆 If you ever need a photo of him, this is how John Mastodon supposedly looks. #stablediffusion

@Gargron 😆

@Gargron Let’s be consistent: Push #johnmastodon and see how far up it gets trending 😜

@Gargron @ipg LOOK

@Gargron That should be your Alias if you're doing a porn film.

@Gargron he’s such a nice guy too. And he did such a great job founding Mastodon!

@Gargron the best part may be I accidentally misread this to say "Join Mastodon" before I saw the story.

@Gargron

John Mastodon 3:16

@Gargron someone should call that media site for an interview and pretend to be John M.

@Gargron Johanna Miss Key 🥳

@Gargron
Go, John Mastodon!