Dear Mr and Ms Claus,
We are happy to confirm that your gift delivery service meets our #DigitalEU and Data Protection rules:
🎅 No record of personal data breaches
🎅 Valid consent obtained via kids' letters
🎅 Naughty kids have the right to be forgotten
🎅 Transparency and accountability remain the game’s rules
🎅 Fair and open treatment of toy makers or parents as per #DMA
We hope you enjoy a smooth and safe journey over our Single European Sky.
The social media team 😉
Meine Weihnachtswünsche wurden dieses Jahr nicht erfüllt, ein schönes Fest war es dennoch! 
@EU_Commission okay this post is very funny, have to admit that. Good job on regulating problematic big businesses, EU! ❤️
@EU_Commission I thought that EU was against monopolies and promoting regional players
@EU_Commission the best social media team. Happy holidays!
@EU_Commission Don't be so naiive. Santa has this spy network of elves and a huge secret database of kids' behavioural data - just like the digital giants. The letters are just the official, marketing front...
@EU_Commission - yes, let naughty kids be forgotten, growing up is hard work!
@EU_Commission Nicely done! Merry Christmas!
@EU_Commission I have not found the website where I can download his recird of whether I’ve been bad or good, transfer it to another faith-based gifting service, or exercise my Right to be Forgotten By Santa. But I’m not an EU resident so these protections may not be available to me.
@EU_Commission But will he accept the cookies?
@EU_Commission that is v good indeed! 👏 #DMA
@EU_Commission I'm glad he checks the list twice. Data must be kept up to date and relevant.
@EU_Commission Santa Claus is disobeying the GDPR: https://mstdn.social/@ravensrod/111630695802626880
is this another one of the businesses you're too afraid to regulate?
