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DUKE: (to himself) I know it's a big risk wearing the gold-trimmed tux, but I'm doing it. Finally, the world will notice me! I'm going to stand out! Everyone will know the name-
ALDIN: BUZZ IS HERE, BITCHES! LET'S LIGHT THIS CANDLE! WOOOOO!
DUKE: (grumbles) Aldrin ...

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Dave👾

@drmaddkap It's not because he went to the moon. It's when you punch a flat-earther that you get crazy tux privileges.

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Kbooki

@drmaddkap I love this fanfiction already.

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Bernhard Mittermaier

@drmaddkap PG (to theirselves): we better not mention his odd socks, shall we?

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Piers Cawley

@drmaddkap the honking great medal round his neck's not exactly subtle either.

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The Capri Sun Explainer 🍊

@drmaddkap the socks are a nice touch

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simonbp

@drmaddkap "Bunch of guys wearing blue back here, Buzz"

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