@TerribleMaps Reminds me of when I took a? short course at Bryn Mawr. One evening, I was returning from looking around downtown Philly and stopped at a convenience store for directions to Bryn Mawr. I pointed down the road, "Is this the way to Bryn Mawr."
"Huh?" (this cycle was repeated three times.)
"If I go down that road, where does it go?"
"It goes to South Philly and you don't want to go there."
When I got back to work, I relayed the story to my coworker. He said, "With your black hair and dark eyes, they'd just take you in and feed you."