Here's a World Wide Web tip:

If someone posts about how they hate when people reply a certain way to their posts, do not reply in the way they dislike but with a winky disclaimer that you are in the know and aren't really doing it. I used to do this myself and it turns out it does not actually build rapport like you think it does.

(If you respond to this post in a winky self referential way I will mute you forever.)