Announcing Drunk mode

Imagine having an Instagram breathalyzer to prevent those bad posts

Using your VoiceID, the @pixelfed camera detects if you're drunk and pretends to upload the post when it really saves it to a non-public url that is shown to you the next day with a happy warning and a dozen simulated bad side effect induced horror stories it could have caused (using ChatGPT ofc)

Just imagine how many jobs and relationships this could save 🤔

Too bad it didn't exist to prevent this post