@darius And for extra realism, shriek like a seagull at random intervals.

@feditips I like it. It reminds me of witches.

@TerribleMaps I wanna live in Stuart. So sick of Greenland.

@TerribleMaps But if you lived in those places, you probably wouldn't want to.

@TerribleMaps Awful place. No atmosphere.

@TerribleMaps Not quite, poor people may not even have taps. And rich people can afford to build their houses out in the middle of nowhere and fine a bore hole to keep for themselves.

Very weird country.

@TerribleMaps You can also drink tap water in South Africa if you're rich.

@TerribleMaps This is not just America's nightmare.

It is the world's.