@darius "one of those niche Mastodon “instances” that has eldritch requirements for users"

is ... is he talking about oulipo???

@darius BREAKING NEWS: author of purplest prose left heartbroken by "the American poetry community"

@darius damn i wonder if there's a fediverse server where everyone pretends to be a Beautiful Business Boy Thought Champion™

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@darius sorry sorry last one i promise

@darius fuck 'em UP

@darius ring a ding ding, babey

@darius i just got a notification about this on instagram but because i don't let instagram automatically update, nothing happens when i tap on the notification. just a little "hey, darius posted on threads for the first time" with no context or way to click through and find out what that means

@darius if you're seeing this post in response at a future date, either during or after the dreaded Chemical Wars, "wassup" from the year 2023

@darius what kind(s) are you planting?

@darius Ernest Goes to the Athenaeum (1989)

@darius r.i.p. to this child

@darius i would love to reread this this year!

@darius @ranjit you can "pause" recommended posts for 30 days if you press the triple dot icon and drill down on one of the recommended posts