@darius Tell me you loved that joke without telling me you loved that joke

@darius If DOOM taught me anything the enemy of my enemy might still be my enemy and I hope that they beat each other to make for an easy victory for me

@darius my alien.

which implies that the alien of my alien is my ripley, and the ripley of my ripley is my predator

@darius ... now i wanna make a program called the oviposixtor

@darius Mastodon's post ranking algorithm:

• Post shows up
• Post is displayed

Yet it's still an algorithm

@darius Possible solutions I can come up with:

• The surgeon is the clown's relative (wife, husband, brother, son...)
• The surgeon is the clown's reincarnation (or possessed by the clown's spirit)
• This is a town where everyone is called "Pagliacci"
• "Pagliacci" is a title, passed on to the town's most veteran clown, who then needs to lay down their work and become clown full-time.
• "Pagliacci" is a term for "sleepy", "drunk", or any other impairment
• This is a dream and so the rules don't matter
• The son also died and this is heaven, the surgeon is the clown but surgery isn't actually necessary